Since I moved to New York, I've met a ton of artists and a lot of schmoozy investment bankers, but I haven't met many scientists. I'm one of those people who went to college thinking I was going to win a Nobel prize in four years and then when I got there, I realized I never wanted to do research. Ever. So I graduated with a degree in geology and biology and then got a job doing reality TV.
I have something that I need to say. Science, I'm sorry. I moved to the big city and was distracted by all of the shiny lights and big buildings. I left you like a pregnant stripper leaves her pole. But you knew I couldn't stay away. And I'm back, ready to do whatever you want me to do to gain your trust. Except I can't kill Sarah Palin for you. Even though you may think it's for the best and she believes that we walked with dinosaurs once, I just don't think it's a nice thing to do. So I am giving you the second best thing - a blog in your name. A blog dedicated to news about you and events that you inspire. No need to thank me, Science. Someday you'll repay me by figuring out how to safely defrost my cryogenically frozen body.
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